Forget Dark Knight and Iron Man was crap….
That’s right! There’s a new movie in town that’s going to blow these out of the water! Even though it’s coming out in a little over 10 months, just the sheer knowlege of it’s existence makes any other movie absolutely worthless. So from now until then, every other movie better step aside.
For the live action DRAGON BALL MOVIE! Oh yeah baby! If everyone is as excited as I am you’re going to take a bath with a toaster run outside screaming with joy.
Heading up the lead role of Goku is Justin Chatwin, who played the main character in The Invisible and as Tom Cruise’s son in War of the Worlds. Emmy Rossum (unknown hottie) is taking up the role of Bulma and some other unknowns are playing the roles of Yamcha and Chi-Chi. You’ll be glad to know that none other than Chow Yun-Fat was cast to play the role of bearded pervert Master Roshi. How they’re going to manage to get him that scrawny is beyond me. Too much excitement for you? We’re just getting started! Let’s not forget the role of Lord Piccolo and who better to play a pissed off alien than a guy who played a pissed off vampire. James Marsters who played Spike on Buffy the Vampire Slayer will fill the green skin of that loveable huggable cape wearing Namekian.
The true star of this movie is so big, he has yet to be given a role. More than likely those in charge of the movie are too scared to even place him in a role as to prevent a violent frenzy in the movie going masses thus preventing any theater attendance until the release of this oscar winning film. The man, the legend, Ernie Hudson. Best known for his stellar performance as Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters one and two, whatever role in this movie is graced with his performance will be sure to win awards.
Dragon Ball is being directed by James Wong who did Final Destination and produced by Stephen Chow of…….wait for it……Shaolin Soccer fame.
Well, I’ve got one good thing to say; at least Goku’s hair looks cool. Now I’m going to go wipe my tears from my eyes from laughing so hard.
Ok, I thought you were kidding until I checked it out. It’s real. I still don’t believe it. All I can say is, God I hope it doesn’t suck.
As long as they dont refer to Goku as Monkey Boy like in the original Dragon Ball movie, all will be good.
I almost thought you were going to forget to mention Stephen Chow, but alas, I am appeased =P
Stephen Chow WILL make the movie good, everyone else doesn’t matter.
I think I’m gunna be sick….. BLECKKKK!!!