Archive for the 'Rants' Category
All Ticketmaster is missing is the whip

I’ve been convinced for a long time that Ticketmaster is owned by Satan himself. Who else would charge you a fee to print out a ticket from your own printer?! On top of all these rediculous fees and charges, Ticketmaster has managed to go one step further as the most sadistic company ever.
YouTube?… You Bet!
There is no bigger thrill in the world than in knowing that no matter where you are, no matter what you’re doing, you can, at any time during the day, login to the net and see a 3D animation of a baked potato with facial hair and bad teeth named “Grumf” bobbing back and forth to the tune of Barry White’s “My First, My Last, My Everything”, in a manner that can only be described as “disturbing”.

I am very fond of YouTube. In my humble opinion, it is the greatest invention ever of mankind (with the only possible exception being the toothbrush). The excitement! The culture! The art! The random acts of insane backyard wrestling that make even “The Rock” squeamish! How did the early American pioneers ever survive without it?



